Little kids waiting in line.
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
‘I’ve waiting 11 damn years for this, I will be going in first’
house-atlantic replied to your photoset: My hair is so sexy. Like fer realz guys. -u- (No,…
Dude. Dude. you’d look fucking sexy if you wore your hair in a faux hawk next time you got your hair cut, no joke holy sheeet
::ponders it:: Well I was thinking about trimming my hair later… Maybe I will faux hawk it… I’ll think about it. >u<
- PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
- ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
- PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
- ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
- random blogger reading this: what
- me: OTP
Brian: So you know how when I get all excited about Robinn, and his damage?
Brian: And you just go “More monsters! :D”
Brian: Well, whenever you bring yourself down, and say bad things about yourself, I’m just gonna go “Spend more money!” “Buy all the things!”
IF I HAD MONEY I WOULD BUY YOU THINGS
IF I HAD MONEY I’D BUY -EVERYONE- THINGS.
-ALL- THE THINGS
XDDD Awwwww Lazzy!!!!
- Nikki: So the guy with two penises never heard about the girl with 2 vaginas.
- Damian: EWWWW!!!!
- Nikki: Ooop
- Damian: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY BAGINA?!
- Nikki: Damian do you even know what a vagina is?!
- Damian: YESS!!!
- Nikki: It's where BABIES COME FROM!!
- Damian: NO!
- Nikki: YES IT IS!
- Damian: WELL, YES! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
- Nikki: OH!? WHAT IS IT?
- Damian: IT'S A TWAT!!!!!